I'm working on a project with a group of people (Would let you know when we launch), so I had to move into a room at Ipaja/Ayobo area of Lagos (Please, don't vex me any further by telling me it's FAR and the roads are terrible!...I KNOW! lol). Where did I stop? Ehen... Surprisingly, I have only been here for 2 weeks and I just want to specially hail every BACHELOR ALIVE!
Before I moved here, I was a chubby and fresh(Well...Maybe not) boy. In JUST 2weeks, I have started feeling and looking under-fed and mal-nourished (Is that not the spelling ni? Abi why is this thing underlining it? Mschew).
I have tried to take a walk down the street where I live but I haven't been able to locate any reasonable "Mama put"! Even if I eventually locate, I hardly eat out (My own have meet me). The first 3 days, I was on an Indomie-diet (Meaning I was eating Indomie everyday)... At the Home for the Old last thursday, I was offered a plate of Rice with nicely made efo riro and sauce...and guess what; I ate it like I had been denied food for 2 years (Note: I had never eaten at the Old people's home since I started volunteering about a year ago).
Everything is changing... BILLS to settle (Nepa, Water, Waste, Fuel, Air...lol), House to clean... Boredom to endure Sometimes...My head is spinning!. Someone should have told me it was gonna be like this na! I probably should have just been like Jesus, and continue to stay in my Father's house...lol. By the way, if you stay around Ipaja and you COOK in your house...ermmm...I would love to be your best friend.
Tomorrow, 5th of March is my birthday, and ...Something smells like burning rice...OMG!...My Indomie!!! Got to go...Drop a comment/Advice...BYE...
hehehehe.... that got me cracking! lol.. pele o! I can only imagine..but don't worry it can only get better!
ReplyDeleteyippey! I'm coming to celebrate with you o! eveb if na burnt noodles you serve me.lol. Happy Birthday in advance dear!
I almost felt sorry for you..but then i remembered we were in the same shoes...just different colours..shebi u still see efo riro chop....I am still stuck on that indomie diet...With my current speed of weight loss, I can only pray not to evaporate before these elections come.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzzzzz......dis is really crious.toyeeeee
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaha. Peleee. Seguuun iyabaiday todayyyy...iyabaiday tomorrow...iyabaiday foreee.....Loool. Happy birthday "tomorrow" to a rare gem and an amazing bundle of talents. May your gifts take you before the men that matter in this land. Oya where the turn up gon be ooh.
ReplyDeleteYou know who this is *tongue-out*
ReplyDeleteCheggon de scare me oo... cuz am almst in ur shoes nw bt mayb i ll hav to b smarter to knw wher to reside...Ipaja/Ayobo..hun un, Ure on ur own bruv..HBD in adv
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww.....i feel u dear. Happy Birthday day in advance Best Friend ****winks*****
ReplyDeleteIts not too late to change location to ur father's house o...rmemba plenty mansions dey there.don't b like d prodigal son wey leave good life go suffer himself....I wonder how d project go dey enjoyable to do in dis condition...anyways I trust u wud fit in sooner than later.wish u d very best and I pray u av a superduper bufday tmoro....funny enof,u and Yety Kolawole(my sis)na d same day.go on sowun
ReplyDeleteNow, some answers have been questioned, abi nah questions answered ke de ni?!
ReplyDelete"What part of Ipaja do u reside?" , "Toh!"
Pele ore! Just ensure that no matter how much more flesh you shed, never lose your smiles!
Do have a productive stay dearie'm
I double-sight my sister has noted this write-up, so, I double-sigh-smile with winks
Cheers! - to the next level :-D
Hahahahahahahaha etc. It is part of the experience of Lagos o. It only makes you better jare. God bless your project in Ipaja/Ayobo.
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo @ my own has met me....ehn when your mama was making all those delicious dishes, you were not paying attention. Step one to appreciating your future wife, so you won't just get home from work and go 'my dear is food ready?'
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo @ my own has met me....ehn when your mama was making all those delicious dishes, you were not paying attention. Step one to appreciating your future wife, so you won't just get home from work and go 'my dear is food ready?'
ReplyDeleteLool, Segun you know my advice naa...quit bachelorhood! What art thou waiting for ~ OluwaVictoria
ReplyDeleteAwww. Doh ( sorry in ibo...abi? ). You'll be just fine. At the end of it all, you'll be all smiles by God's grace
ReplyDelete. Happy birthday in advance to grandma's bday mate. ..
Pele baby. Thank God u can even pen it. Don't worry by the time u r smiling to the bank n staying in banana island. It would all worth it by the way happy baiday. Don't ping me cake send it.
ReplyDeleteLol!!!!! @ My own have meet me, Nice Write up, My advice 4 U leave d bachelor hood Fast!!!!!
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