Somebody Say "IDIOT"!

I got extremely pissed when a man at the "owner's corner" of a G-Wagon rolled down the glass and threw on the road, an empty pack of food. I felt like running to him to give him a DIRTY SLAP! 

How we made K-PEaCE win the Nigerian Idol Competition!

I have received NUMEROUS congratulatory messages (and I'm not K-PEaCE o!...lol) on the victory of our very own K-PEaCE as the New Nigerian Idol. People have also asked me how we got to do an amazing publicity for him...How we made people, who hardly knew him, spend their monies on him.

I have decided to SHARE the Online strategy we used...:Quite lengthy, but informative.

"Loveful" LUST!

'What time should I come today?'
'Say, 5pm. I should be free by then'
'Okay then. I'd see you. Later dearie'
'Yea, see ya.'
I started getting ready, anticipating 5pm. This was just some minutes to 4pm o. Ehn, won't I bathe, use 'lofinda' (Hausa for 'perfume'), style my hair...? Let me not bore you with the details, especially for you male readers: I wonder how anybody would spend 5 minutes in getting ready for an outing.... men must be magicians!

The day I discovered ME! - By Funmilola Omobowoje

Mehn, we prepared and prepared; ran from pillar to post to get our slides ready for presentation; some spent hours at Business Centres correcting and correcting. Finally,the D-day came: the day for my Seminar Presentation....ghen ghen ghen ghen(bad music, like in a movie). Those of us waiting to present had shown up day after day to watch our colleagues present and we had seen how those 'strong' faced lecturers had 'finished' them and praised only a few.

I think I can sing well o!

This is sure gonna be a very short post.

I really am beginning to think good singing is one of the numerous gifts I have o! I should really start getting serious with it!

I was in my mini audiobooks recording studio yesterday and I saw a soundtrack and decided to sing on it... No lyrics available to me. I eventually liked it afterall, especially the chorus! I could go do the song someday soon...

My VISIT TO BUHARI LAST NIGHT!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ...I WILL KUKU GET THERE!

My Scary Bomb-Blast Dream!

One particular Night, I slept and had a Dream. Different Grades and levels of explosion rocked the land. Buses suddenly exploded, tankers crashed and exploded, cars were not left out. Some guys, a female inclusive, were responsible for the several explosions that led to the loss of hundreds of lives and property. They carried out their deadly operations confidently. They were ready to wipe out the whole nation. They were going to stop at nothing.

My Burial Ground Experience!

I walked pass a particular place close to Unilag at Yaba a while ago, and I saw this fenced place that had a lot of beautiful and very green tall trees. Suddenly, a subtle and gentle voice asked me a very interesting question: "Segun, do you know why these trees are beautiful and blossoming?"... Ofcourse, I had no answer...and then the gentle voice answered and said

Now That I am 30!

Oh yeah! I'm 30...so what?!lol. Even Jesus didn't start His ministry fully until He was 30. He had spent His early years preparing for His ministry. So, let's just say I also have been preparing for this golden age, afterall, "a Fool at 40" is what they say is "a Fool forever".lol. 

Ehen, back to why I am actually writing this... I want to say a very BIG thank you to everyone who has taken out time to wish me a very happy birthday

Bachelor-Hood! Na so you be?????!!!

This write-up might look really scattered... That's because I am a little vexed right now- Reader Discretion is advised!

I'm working on a project with a group of people (Would let you know when we launch), so I had to move into a room at Ipaja/Ayobo area of Lagos (Please, don't vex me any further by telling me it's FAR and the roads are terrible!...I KNOW! lol). Where did I stop? Ehen... Surprisingly, I have only been here for 2 weeks and I just want to specially hail every BACHELOR ALIVE!

My First Blog Post

It took me 3hours of self motivation and self encouragement to actually start this first write-up of mine. My AMYGDALA(the part of the brain that generates fear...iThink!lol), kept giving me reasons why I shouldn't do this. Well, I'm finally blogging, and I must confess, it feels scary(or maybe I'm just really a lazy writer).